Discussion in 'The VIP Lounj' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.
And they still haven't found what they're looking for.
As best as I remember from an old rerun of Who's Line is it anyway :
Security cameras caught Roger Daltry, John Entwhistle, and Keith Moon during the night freeing all the canines from a shelter. Now the police know The Who let the dogs out.
Sometimes the New Yorker hits one out of the park:
I'll never look at a cannoli the same way again.
Ought to see the dude make donuts
WOMEN MUST USE WISDOM
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of different so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid...
Husband: Well you don't remember, do you??? When we were leaving the hospital,
you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here.
" So, I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there. "
Moral of the story: Never give a man a job for which he is not qualified.
Hebrew Lesson: Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3,000 years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around
the world came to study the ancient symbols They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The president of the society pointed to first drawing and said:
"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.
You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that during a famine, they seek food from the sea.
The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then an old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"You idiots... Hebrew is read from right to left. It says: 'Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that chick".
The guy was a programmer.
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