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  1. CJ

    CJ Bronze Member Admin Top Poster

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    Just a dense literalist.

    The programmer is the guy who's wife sends him to the store and says "Get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." So he brings home a dozen loafs of bread.
     
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    I know some engineers who this would fit perfectly. The type you want proofreading documents to find the missing punctuation, but who you cannot trust to design a nut to fit a screw.
     
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    CJ Bronze Member Admin Top Poster

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    CJ Bronze Member Admin Top Poster

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    OMG that's brilliant
     
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    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    Classic!


    I'll dedicate that joke to my oldest son. ;)
     
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    And I to my daughter. With a side of too much wine.
     
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    I can tell wine apart quite easily. What is the case is that certain flavors I don't like can exist in much more expensive bottles which means I won't like them. That doesn't mean I can't tell them apart.
     
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