Discussion in 'The VIP Lounj' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.
Seen it before but still funny.
The curse of literalism...
Is that the name of one of the lost bands?
Could be.... or is it Holy Mackerel?
More likely it would be "The Holy Black Mackerel of Death"
As the hurricane approaches:
Thinking back a few years, while living in Florida, I remember Hurricane Andrew. I was ready for it, but my wife was not. When the wind reached a screaming freight-train pitch with the trees thrashing and snapping, the horizontal streaming rain, the flying roof shingles and tiles, the destroyed fences, my wife was rooted to the one same spot. She stared and stared through the glass of the window. Immovable, with her nose pressed to the window, the stark fear in her eyes will stay with me forever.
Fortunately, as the eye of the storm arrived and the winds temporarily lessened, I was able to grab another beer, open the door, and let her in.
Separate names with a comma.