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    ^ Wholesome
     
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    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    For the eastern half of the country today:
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    Carl V Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    :smirk:It’s a dry heat. Not so bad.
     
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    Not out East it's not...
     
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    CJ Bronze Member Admin Top Poster

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    Heat index in Omaha was just under 110 yesterday and around 105 today.
     
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    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    That sucks. And that's NOT a dry heat.

    When my family asks me things like "How can you stand 110 all the time during the summer?" I tell them that 110 in Arizona feels like about 90 in Kansas City.
     
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    Back to the dry heat argument...

    From today's "Rhymes with Orange"
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    WTF goes on in the navy?

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    A SICK MAN'S LAST REQUEST !
    A very sick man is lying in bed.

    He realizes he doesn't have much time left, so he asks his nurse to bring his wife, daughter, and both sons to him, as well as witnesses and a camera to record his last wishes.

    When all are assembled, their eyes misty and their faces drawn, he begins to speak.

    "My son, Sam, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."

    "My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

    "My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

    "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bayside on Blackwater Sound.

    The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says:

    "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.

    The wife just grunts.

    "The a**hole has a paper route".
     
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