Discussion in 'The VIP Lounj' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.
A Star Trek question.
Does Commander Data qualify as a legal occupant in a car using the HOV lane?
Funny line, or maybe not so funny
“It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long”.
– The Notorious Cherry Bombs
Fall fashion in Washington:
well, that's not quite the Bondage outfit I'd suspect might be popular
Methinks that's a straitjacket. But I can't argue with your reasoning.
A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, consorting with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The man answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope suffers from it."
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
Now: Head of Research at Kellogg's
Funny. You do know the back story about Battle Mountain Michigan. FIBER! is next to godliness
And then there's this:
He invented Cornflakes in 1878 in the hope that plain food would stop people masturbating. Mr Kellogg, the man who created Corn Flakes, produced the cereal in the late 19th century and marketed it as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal”.
Per a leading "truth" site, sounds like "snipes", there is this:
Without referring to corn flakes in particular, Kellogg elsewhere recommended a plain, bland diet as one of several methods to discourage masturbation.
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