Discussion in 'The VIP Lounj' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.
New t-shirt idea:
"Somebody went to Florida and all I got was this lousy virus"
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I wonder if, like Race Bannon, he employs illegal immigrants?
Hindu spiritual adviser, no doubt.
Where the white women at?
I think a Wahhabi adviser would suit him better.
One of my favorite jokes.
A Native American guy walks into a bar. He orders two beers, pays for them then takes them over to a corner table and slowly drinks both of them, then quietly leaves. The next day, the same thing. The Native guy orders two beers and slowly drinks them both by himself. On about the fifth day the bartender asks him, "I see you coming in here every day and it's always the same. Why do you order two beers at a time?"
"Oh," says the Native guy, "It's for my brother. He lives back on the reservation and can't buy beer, so I drink two, one for me and one for him. It's like a spiritual connection we have."
"Ah, no problem," says the bartender, and pours him two beers. This continues for several weeks until one day the Native guy only orders one beer. The bartender notices but doesn't say anything. Then the next day it's the same, one beer. Finally on the third day of one beer order the bartender says, "My condolences for your loss."
"What loss are you talking about?" asks the Native guy.
"Your brother." replies the bartender. "I assumed he must have died since you are only ordering one beer."
"No!" laughs the Native guy. "He didn't die, he just quit drinking."
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