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  1. Denton

    Denton Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    The Cardas Audio stuff works better if you use a green Sharpie to paint the rim of the spout.
     
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  2. DYohn

    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    Protect your pubic area...
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  4. claud

    claud Well-Known Member Donor

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    That's all very good advice about one's pubic area. Good one there, David.
     
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  5. DYohn

    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    It's what's for dinner
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  6. Mike B

    Mike B Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    Gives a new meaning to "pork butt"
     
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  7. DYohn

    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    At least they are boneless.
     
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  8. CJ

    CJ Bronze Member Admin Top Poster

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    I tried bone in pork rectum once. Apparently its a felony where I grew up.

    (yes I'm willing to make a self-directed bestiality joke for the lolz)
     
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  9. Carl V

    Carl V Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    :sweatsmile::hearteyes:
     
  11. claud

    claud Well-Known Member Donor

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    I had heard that you can eat everything in a pig, but the squeal, but would have never thought the rectum would have been sold separately. AND why "inverted" ? What is that all about?
     
  12. Carl V

    Carl V Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    Clean & deboned. Ready for hotline or dumplings. Or sausage casting.
     
  13. Bent

    Bent Well-Known Member

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    that;s so it empties properly
     
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    pillatier Bronze Member

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    People magazine has voted Dr. Fauchi as the sexiest man of the year.

    Because of his great body...............of work!!
     
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  18. CJ

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    Gas 'em, and gas 'em good! Smak some skulls!

    Dogs, I forgot about the dogs. Get some dogs to chew 'em up like before. Nothing strikes terror like being eaten by dogs!
     
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