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Discussion in 'The VIP Lounj' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.

  1. DYohn

    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    CJ Bronze Member Admin Top Poster

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    Jesus Christ! What?
     
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    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    "Jim Insisted This Product Be Created"
     
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    For when you want to kiss Jim Davis on the mouth and that mouth is covering the genitals of a pre-teen?
     
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    Well yes, obviously. :sunglasses:
     
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    What improvements does the 4000 offer over the 3500?
     
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    CJ Bronze Member Admin Top Poster

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    about 500.
     
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    I thought it might have Wi-Fi
     
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    you don't have to warm it up ahead of time
     
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    They actually make those you know.
     
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    176733117436_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=ca434c&_nc_ohc=Xf_6lKKNgcgAX8mc837&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.jpg
     
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    When do tax payers get our ride in a McKill F machine they spent our tax dollars on?
     
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    Your best bet for a ride in a hyper militarized overpriced vehicle would be to protest racial injustice in a major city.
     
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    To up your odds, throw a couple of molotov cocktails. Or bricks. Or light a random car on fire.
     
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    How's this?

    Forehead Thermometers.jpg
     
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    John, something didn’t quite come thru
     
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    jesus.jpg
     
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    The accuracy of the head shape and lines in his face is uncanny.
     
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